i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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