return my video game
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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