one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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