She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
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