I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
and you fell through a lawn chair
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize