i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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