as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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