she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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