I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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