I hate all girls vehemently.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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