You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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