Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Houston, we have a squirter
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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