Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Randomize
