The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Farmville is her only friend.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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