he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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