I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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