I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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