sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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