i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
