It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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