She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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