Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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