Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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