He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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