I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
where are you?
Hypothermia
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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