so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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