no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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