I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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