also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Is that strawberry winking at me??
do nipples grow back?
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