i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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