Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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