i just google imaged poop.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Randomize