member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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