I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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