But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Randomize
