I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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