just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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