I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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