That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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