We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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