matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
i think my cat just said my name.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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