the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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