"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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