at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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