My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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