forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
The power of my boobs compel you
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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