No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Randomize
