Dual....:-)
Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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