Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
