with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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