Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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