Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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