hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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